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butterflyspock:

before u say anythign rude or offensive just think to urself: would steve rogers say that? if the answer is no, don’t say it 


2,723 notes | Reblog | 23 hours ago

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor


71,513 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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379,564 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago
psyducked:

Grandma’a sewing is starting to get sassy

psyducked:

Grandma’a sewing is starting to get sassy

(Source: pseudofailure)


90,333 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago

(Source: lecterwill)


23,249 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago

stupidfuckingquestions:

The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party


80,977 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago

dangerousactivity:

Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

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198,914 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago

I’m angry because my hives are back. I get them every other summer all over both my hands and they’re so ITCHY.


hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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(Source: hammerlock)


351,238 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago

austevennar:

9404yowu:

weloveshortvideos:

I sound like Gru from “Despicable Me” when I have road rage? - Eh Bee

GRU

OMG THIS IS PERFECT


27,868 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago
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